Why Teachers go Crazy

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
STUDENT: Seven
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

TEACHER: Why are you late
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

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