Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

Q: What's the difference between a TEACHhttp://mozawlat.com/vb/image.php?u=592&type=sigpic&dateline=1268276679ER and a CONDUCTOR ?

http://forum.ozkorallah.com/imgcache/3692.png Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?

I think the faster is heat because the word cold carries the """ Old """ syllable.

I think the faster is heat because the word cold carries the """ Old """ syllable.

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/1945/w6ww6w200505102320054540d0827043zf4.gif

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother. http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3427/fea8e35f5b19ej.gif

Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/4763/i0466qy.gif

Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything. http://www.ilnarrastorie.it/ImmaginiAnimate/Varie/skeleton_dance.GIF

Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?