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Q: What did the undertaker die of?
A: Coughin' (coffin) |
A: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
B; Rubber-band -- because it streches. |
Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s |
Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain |
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN |
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. |
fly or die if the school is high ( it's mine )hahahaha
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school! |
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother. |
سبحان الله, سبحان الله, سبحان الله سبحانك ربي, سبحانك سبحانك ما اعظم شأنك سبحانك ربي, سبحانك ندعوك ونرجو غفرانك ربي As I travel through the earth I can hear n' notice The symphony I hear around from The smallest green of sand to the far away planets To the flower putting woods n' the ground, Every bird in the sky, every rock And every green drop Says as the bosom of clouds Every ant, every plant, every breeze N' all the seas They all r' sayin' سبحانك ربي سبحانك ما اعظم شانك سبحانك ربي , سبحانك سبحانك ما اعظم شانك ندعوك ونرجو غفرانك ندعوك ونرجو غفرانك, ربي جل الله في كل كونٍ له المحبوب الله وذكرُ ربي في دقاتِ قلبي يهتفُ بسم الله خلقُ الله, صنعُ الله ما ابهاه والاكوان تسبحو بسم الله جل الله في علاه يا رباه يا رحمن, الله سبحانك ربي سبحانك ما اعظم شانك سبحانك ربي, سبحانك سبحانك مااعظم شانك ندعوك وبرجو غفرانك ندعوك وبرجو غفرانك ربي |
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