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MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 22-06-2010 02:47 AM

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
 
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 22-06-2010 02:49 AM

Who was the doctor?
 
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 22-06-2010 03:11 AM

Q: What's the difference between a TEACHhttp://mozawlat.com/vb/image.php?u=5...ine=1268276679ER and a CONDUCTOR ?

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 22-06-2010 03:15 AM

http://forum.ozkorallah.com/imgcache/3692.png Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?

waelragab 22-06-2010 10:01 AM

Cold and Heat
 
I think the faster is heat because the word cold carries the """ Old """ syllable.

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 23-06-2010 07:18 PM

اقتباس:

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I think the faster is heat because the word cold carries the """ Old """ syllable.

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 23-06-2010 07:20 PM

اجابة اللغز الثانى
 
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.
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MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 23-06-2010 07:22 PM

اجابة اللغ الثالث
 
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN
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MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 23-06-2010 07:24 PM

اجابة السؤال الرابع
 
Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.

NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything. http://www.ilnarrastorie.it/Immagini...eton_dance.GIF

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ 23-06-2010 07:27 PM

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