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let's laugh abit.... A teacher and astupid student

Hey! there all,
i think it's high time to relax and have some fun - not so far from our dscussions- with the teacher and the stupid student
ha ha ha ha ha ha
let's have smoe smiles

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand

."
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."
The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it
hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken

To be continue
regards
Mr. Ayman

thanks a lot mr ayman for these nice jokes

اقتباس:

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher

is that right ????? Lol

oh very very nice jokes

very nice thanks

how nice ur reaction and words are
in fact, ur words are really encouraging
thax
regards

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
nice .... very nice
thank you sir

عندما نعرف ما ينتظر بلدنا و مستقبلها ربما نفكر ان نضحك لقد حزنا كثيرا و عانينا كثيرا و اعتقد ان ما يحدث الآن هو الدليل و هذا يحتاج من ان ندقق في كل ما حولنا من احداث و نحاول اعادة صياغتها بطريقة ايجابية لاننا نستطيع ان نغير في من حولنا و هذا جزء من واجبنا نحو وطننا و تلاميذنا

thanks a lot Mr Ayman . we r waiting for the rest