A few jokes about classroom situations
1
TEACHER: Why are you late?
JOHNNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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2
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOSH: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOSH: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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3
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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4
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, Who discovered America?
CLASS: George!