[]Why do you have to go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you
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When can you eat soap?
When you change the 'a' to 'u'!
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Which fish is also a weapon ?
A sword fish.
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in 100 years
The letter M.
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Which letter of the alphabet is wet and salty?
C (sea)
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