[The Lord Of The Rings]

*What If Titanic sank Today?*

*Reaction from different countries:*

*U.S.A:*

A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit
quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you
cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.



(president Bush..who else?)

*U.K:*

I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both
agreed
that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein
is
clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and
this has to be dealt with.

(Prime minister Blair)


*Iraq**:*

LOL!!!

(President Saddam Hussain)


*Israel**:*

These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that
sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers
who
have committed such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians,
detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and
refugee camps.

(Ariel Sharon..)


*Canada**:*

Titanic who????

(Canadian president)


*India**:*

Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani
extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for
such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the
border.

(prime minister Vajpayee)


*Pakistan**:*

Can we get over with the elections first..please?

(President Musharraf)


*Egypt**:*

I told them the titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to me.....
I told them there were terrorists aboard the titanic but no one listened

(President Mubarak )


*UN:*

Shit happens right??

(sec.gen. kofi annan)


*Survivors:*

.uhh.Helllooo.Is anyone listening...it was
an iceberg..hellloooooo.