Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything.
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اللهم اجعل وفاتي في صلاتي * بين سجدة وتسبيح وركوع واجعل آخـر كلامي في حياتي * لفظ قول الشهادة في خشوع
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