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قديم 08-07-2008, 08:43 AM
Mr. ayman Mr. ayman غير متواجد حالياً
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تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2008
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Mr. ayman is on a distinguished road
Talking let's laugh abit.... A teacher and astupid student

Hey! there all,
i think it's high time to relax and have some fun - not so far from our dscussions- with the teacher and the stupid student
ha ha ha ha ha ha
let's have smoe smiles

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George


Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet


Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.


Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card


A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."
The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it
hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken

To be continue
regards
Mr. Ayman
__________________
In Loving Memory.....Father
I carry a thorn and the tears I've cried
I carry you in my heart even though you have died
I carry a rose For then I wept
When one called Forever you slept