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المنتدى الأكاديمي للمعلمين ملتقى مهني أكاديمي متخصص للأساتذة الأفاضل في جميع المواد التعليمية (تربية وتعليم & أزهر)

 
 
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قديم 30-04-2010, 01:46 AM
الصورة الرمزية mostafa ali zaki
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تاريخ التسجيل: Jul 2009
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mostafa ali zaki is on a distinguished road
Present very funny dialogue between a computer programmer and his wife

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.


Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.


Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.


Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

:abdoog8:
Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.


Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.


Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.


Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt,
del to Reboot.


Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission..


Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.


Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.


Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.


Wife – I am going
Husband – It’s now safe to turn off your computer

 

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