A passage of mine

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6) Read the following passage, then answer the questions: (6 M.)
Professor Jeremy, who was a scientist and an expert in many sciences, was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor, “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, physiology?” The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor Jeremy said to the sailor, “What do you know on earth? You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking. Sharks began to swim around the boat. On seeing them, the Sailor asked the Professor, “Do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?” The professor looked puzzled and said no. The sailor said, “Well, sharkology will eat your bodyology, headology and you will die because of your mouthology.
A)-Answer the following questions:
1-What was Dr. Jeremy?
2-How many sciences were mentioned in the passage?
3- What or who does the underlined word “them” refer to?
4-What do you think the sailor mean by “mouthology”?
Choose the correct answer from a,b,c,d:-
5-The underlined word “illiteracy” means …………
a)knowing a lot b)knowing nothing
c)being an expert d) being a sailor
6- Dr. Jeremy thought the sailor was ……………………
a) foolish b) clever c)guilty d) was a policema

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I have many funny passages
you may not be able to use this one in a test but the others are really worthy
let's see first what you think of this one

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غريب أمركم أيها المعلمون
أي حد يحطلكم عنوان مستفز لموضوعه تجروا تشاركوا وأحيانا تمدحون الرجل بما ليس فيه
مالكم كيف تحكمون