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تيجي نمرح شوية مع هذة النكت من مستر hikoko14

Let me share these funny jokes with you ....Really made me laugh a lot

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA : Here it is!
>TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS : Maria!





TEACHER : Why are ! you late, Frank?
>FRANK : Because of the sign.
>TEACHER : What sign?
>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."






>TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
>floor?
>JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!







>TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile? "
>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
>TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!





>TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
>TEACHER : What! are you talking about?
>DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!





TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE : Me





TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground! than you are.






>TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
>TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
>time."






>TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.




>TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;





>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD : A teacher