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المنتدى الأكاديمي للمعلمين ملتقى مهني أكاديمي متخصص للأساتذة الأفاضل في جميع المواد التعليمية (تربية وتعليم & أزهر) |
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![]() A few jokes about classroom situations
1 TEACHER: Why are you late? JOHNNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2 TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOSH: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L". TEACHER: No, that's wrong. JOSH: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ------------------------------------------------------------------ 4 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, Who discovered America? CLASS: George! |
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